PARIS HILTON'S PDA

When it comes to ooky public displays of affection, Paris Hilton will not be outdone. Us Weekly reports the squinty eyed heir-head engaged in a vigorous game of tonsil hockey with new “Desperate Housewives” man candy Josh Henderson Tuesday night at Los Angeles hot spot Area after she spotted nemesis Shanna Moakler looking lovey-dovey with reconciled hubby Travis Barker. What followed was a “makeout off,” according to the mag, with both couples polishing each other’s uvulas “as if they were trying to one up each other,” says a grossed-out spy (OK, maybe we’re projecting). “Paris was so all over Josh and they were slow-dancing and making out all night.” Hilton, you’ll recall, hooked up with Barker during his brief but bitter separation from Moakler, which resulted in the, oh, let’s say ladies filing mutual police reports against one another after a nightclub catfight. Shanna, who continues to insist she’s not pregnant, despite her recent predilection from roomy raiment, tells In Touch she has no plans to reconcile with former pal Paris, huffing, “I have nothing positive to say about her. I don’t care about her.”


Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds’ nonstop heavy petting at various Manhattan hot spots last weekend apparently reached a frisky climax on Easter Sunday. The New York Daily News reports the top-heavy starlet and the six-pack-ab-sporting actor barely came up for air during dinner at local eatery The Spotted Pig. “They honestly did not stop making out the entire night,” a spywitness tells the paper. “A girl at the next table told them: ‘Would you guys stop making out before I send this to Us Weekly?’”

Was Ashlee Simpson’s recent smooch session with on-again beau Pete Wentz a ploy to irk Adam Brody, whom she was linked to for about a millisecond after his breakup last fall with Rachel Bilson. That’s the word from Us, which says the refurbished starlet and the coif-challenged Fall Out Boy front man were “all over each other” at a Beverly Hills hot spot despite Brody being seated at their table. “They were really amping it up to get to Adam, who was cordial but clearly annoyed,” a mole tells the mag, adding that the former “O.C.” cutie was “visibly irritated” by the PDA. “He was trying to be nice and chat but then couldn’t take it anymore. He eventually left in disgust … It clearly got to him.” No word on whether Simpson and Wentz, who the eyewitness claims “continued making out and causing a scene at the table for the rest of the meal,” unclamped their cakeholes long enough to notice. Meanwhile, it was the same saliva-soaked story Monday night at Las Vegas nightclub Jet, where People reports Jessica’s little sis gave her panda-eyed boyfriend a lap dance (Daddy will be so proud). “They spent hours in a VIP booth, cuddling and kissing,” a snitch recounts to the New York Daily News. “Ashlee was so fixated on Pete the whole time that she didn’t even hear the DJ when he gave her a shout-out and played one of her songs.”

PARIS HILTON'S VEGAS SCANDAL

Celebrity Paris Hilton has been released from detention in Las Vegas after being arrested on cocaine possession charges, authorities say. The socialite was booked into the Clark County Detention Centre early on Saturday on the cocaine charge, Las Vegas police spokesman Marcus Martin said. She was released before dawn on her own recognisance. The 29-year-old Hilton was in a car driven by a friend when it was stopped about 11.30pm local time on Friday after officers detected what they suspected to be marijuana smoke wafting from it, he said. “Officers noticed a vehicle leaving smoke trail of a controlled substance (and) made a stop based on that,’’ Martin said. During the stop, officers found what appeared to be a drug on Hilton and later tests showed that it was cocaine, Martin said. He didn’t know how much was found. He said Hilton was apparently recognised by passers-by and a crowd quickly gathered in the area where the vehicle had been pulled over. Police watch commander Lieutenant Wayne Holman said Hilton was released early on Saturday morning. He didn’t know how long she had been held nor any details about a possible court date. He said the man who was driving the car was arrested on charges of driving under the influence of drugs. But he didn’t have any other details, including his name. The arrest came during a week in which a burglary attempt was made on Hilton’s Los Angeles home. Officials said 31-year-old Nathan Lee Parada faces a felony burglary charge in the incident on Tuesday. Authorities have said that someone carrying two big knives banged on Hilton’s window. She posted a photo of the arrest on Twitter and described it as “scary.” Hilton was arrested this summer after the Brazil-Netherlands World Cup match in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana. The case was then dropped at a midnight court hearing. Hilton pleaded no contest in 2007 to alcohol-related reckless driving and was sentenced to 45 days in jail. After spending about 23 days in jail, Hilton told US television host Larry King that the experience caused her to re-evaluate the role partying played in her life. She said she wanted “to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis.” While most famous for her tabloid exploits and reality TV series The Simple Life, Hilton has appeared in the films Bottoms Up, The Hottie & the Nottie and House of Wax.

KIMBERLY KARDASHIAN IN A NUTSHELL

Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what made Kim a celebrity gossip favorite.


She stars in Keeping Up with the Kardashians. This fabulous reality show has been on for several seasons and is centered around Kim and her attention-starved family, which includes former Olympian Bruce Jenner and an assortment of sisters with first names that begin with the letter K.

It’s hard to say what makes Kim so popular, but you gotta admire how she’s mastered the celebrity gossip game. Kardashian makes millions a year by simply appearing at clubs and blogging about random parties. She must love capitalism.

Kardashian had been seriously dating NFL star Reggie Bush for years. Following rumors of an engagement, the pair broke up in July 2009, only to get back together about a month later. And then break up again. She was then linked to wide receiver Miles Austin…and speculations are she is currently dating a black NFL star.

She appeared on season seven of Dancing with the Stars, partnered with Mark Ballas… and didn’t do very well. In closing, Kim and her sisters own a clothing store. It’s called “Dash” and they like to actually play roles in its daily operations.

LOVE LIFE

A friend of mine recently asked me a question,she said ”sweety,i have finally realized life is worthless.


I work 17 hours a day (two jobs) and i get paid shitty salary that can’t even pay my rent!.tell me Rita,what’s the essence of life?”.

Hearing the pain in her voice,i couldnt help but reach for her two hands,held them in mine,squezed them lightly ,looked into her eyes and replied ”life is life darling…live it,love it.being alive talking to me today is a blessing…appreciate it”.

That was all the consolation she needed for being overworked and underpaid.We hugged for a good 4mins few seconds,afterwards we spent the rest of the evening chatting over a good bottle of wine…loving life!.